Classic Banana Split

Ingredients

  • 1 medium banana (yes, the low carb culprit 😏)
  • 2 tbsp peanut butter (natural, no added sugar)
  • 1 tbsp unsweetened shredded coconut
  • 1 tsp chia seeds
  • Dash of cinnamon (optional)

Instructions

  1. Peel your banana proudly — without counting carbs unless you really want to.
  2. Slice into coins or keep it whole for dramatic effect.
  3. Spread peanut butter over the banana slices (or drizzle if you’re feeling fancy).
  4. Sprinkle with shredded coconut and chia seeds.
  5. Finish with a dash of cinnamon if you’re feeling extra.
  6. Enjoy your snack while imagining the internet debates raging on without you.

If you want, I can also make you a playful “nutritional facts” section that leans into the joke while still giving actual info. That would make this post even more shareable.

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